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DarkWing · Junior Joined: 29 Aug 2007 Posts: 15 Location: Poland

Here everyone can give a goood joke to be happy :lol:

I Be first :

Two tomato are going acros road and somehow one of them are crach by a car - and this second say : Hey Ketchup weak up !!!! :-D

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DarkWing · Junior Joined: 29 Aug 2007 Posts: 15 Location: Poland

Next one but this is really good ;-)

Two weasels are sitting at a bar. One starts to insult the other. He screams: “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens for what the other weasel will say. The first again yells: “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!” The other says: “Go home dad, you’re drunk.”

:lol:

How about this one?

As I was going to bed last night, I noticed there were some people in my garden shed stealing things.

I phoned the police but was told that no one was in the area to help. They said that they would send someone over as soon as possible.

I hung up. A minute later I called again. “Hello,” I said, “I called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. You don’t have to hurry now because I’ve shot them”.

Within minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area plus helicopters and an armed response unit. They caught the burglars red handed.

One of the officers said: “I thought that you said you had shot them” To which I replied “I thought you said that there was no one available”
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mailman · Global Moderator Joined: 19 Aug 2007 Posts: 67

YOU ARE SPAMING! FIRST AND LAST WARNING! STOP SPAMING!!!
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DarkWing · Junior Joined: 29 Aug 2007 Posts: 15 Location: Poland

OMG you are angry for this joke what a special mod this post is in a good place we can write here about evertythink , i understand you don't like my joke but you don't have any think to say on this place Frendly chat ;-)

I hate people who think they know better :spam:

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